The Quizzical Life of General Dill

Jacob thinks all my friends here are terrible people and told me to just go home. This is both funny and sad.

Sonday is all worried about me because I finally broke down tonight, and so he is texting me to see how I feel. Its weird cause I’m not really used to taking to guys about my feelings. But its funny cause he is tipsy so he gets confused by alot of words :) he’s a great friend.

Another nickname for the list: Po. Like the fat panda.

Tell Jacob everything significant that happens, but do I tell him something that will cause him to be disappointed?… Yeah I told him. He was all mad.
Try to drag my friends here out this weekend since its the last weekend to do so or leave them to their devices and hope they want to hang out before they leave? Probably will whine alot to see them at some point, if not figure out some roundabouts.

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

this seriously scared the shit out of me.

(Source: moriarty)